Some new words

I have decided to create a few news words. It hit me yesterday when I saw the word "Bazaar." Hmm! That has two "a's" I gasped out loud. Really I couldn't even get my breath.

So here are my some of my new words and phrases:

Arabgance--The belief that you should be given whatever you want because of your social status or race.

Example: "I couldn't believe the arabgance of some of my students. They thought they should get an A because of their last name."

Bazaardvark--a person whose only purpose in life is to shop.

Example: "When I went to the Marina Mall I saw tons of bazaardvarks, with their Gucci bags and designer mobile phones."

Genetic slip and slide--Describes what happens when your whole society keep marrying first cousins. Lower down on the retardation scale than the "shallow end of the pool."

Example: "When I walk around town I see everyone in charge of the country is a member of the genetic slip and slide tribe."

On porpoise--To do something "accidently." Phrase used by environmentalists when they stretch the truth to further their efforts to do something good. Example: "Greenpeace rammed the Japanese fishing boat on porpoise."