Some haiku

My friend Sam recently sent me an effort at drunken haiku. It didn't really work. I did a little proofreading and editing and came up with my own poem about being drunk (which I never have been believe it or not). Then I started thinking of some other ones. Here are my gushings. (Picture doesn't reflect latest, local fashions.)

Drunken Haiku

Buds hanging heavy
Sake bottles strewn around
Head hangs heavier.

Haiku for Kuwaiti fashions

Latest in fashions
Gucci blouse, sizes too small
Fat rolls, hairy backs.