These versus' movies have gone too far!

First we had "Jason vs. Freddy" and then it was "Alien vs. Predator", but I think Hollywood has finally gone too far. Mel Gibson announced last week that he will be directing "Braveheart vs. Jesus", scheduled for a Christmas 2007 release. I think that is a little too much. Am I wrong?

When I heard the story, however, I became a little more intrigued. How can William Wallace defeat a man who just won't stay dead? It might turn out to be the biggest battle since King Kong took on Godzilla.

Then today Sony Pictures announces it will soon be releasing "Titanic vs. Poseidon"! It seems like all of the studios know a good thing when they see it. This is going to be more like a demolition derby movie. I can see the tagline now "In the world of oceanic chicken, one of these ships is going to blink." I think Poseidon definitely has the advantage in this one, unless Titanic uses the drunk Irish in its lower decks to its advantage, then it could be anyone's ballgame.

But I will tell you something I am going to be the first in line for both of them. Of course I will just buy my "Braveheart vs. Jesus" ticket at church. My heart is definitely going on and on for these two.