One of the many things I am not: I am not dead

Just watched a little Arabic news. Saw that Yemen was being spotlighted. I wasn't one of the tourists who were killed, in case you are wondering. I am safe and sound.

Actually I am no longer in Yemen. I finished my course and am back in Kuwait. I leave for Thailand in three weeks. I thought Yemen was pretty nice, but a little boring. Glad to be back home. I have been enjoyed my sleep here. Sana'a was so noisy. Gunfire in the streets. Stupid, noisy kids (I really hate kids). Weddings. What was next?

Today I saw Die Hard 4.0 (as it is called overseas). I thought it was just the right kind of summer movie. Lots of things blew up. Actually there were quite a few things in there that I couldn't believe, but, hey, it's Hollywood (blow that up your ass, Osama). I wish we had real life superheroes like Bruce Willis who could just kick all of the bad guys in the ass. Alas, we don't.

Glad I am not in Scotland. That is messed up. Another instance, according to the local news here, where an Arab didn't do it. It couldn't have been him, said one of the alleged criminals fathers. He is such a good boy. Must be one of them Jewish conspiracies. (Those Jews are at it again.) Or maybe Bush is behind it. (At least you know that Cheney is involved.) I am just glad that no one associated with Arabs or Muslims was involved. Whew, what a relief. Where is Bruce Willis to kick some ass. I would even take some lesser known Hollywood star (even Van Damme, though he is Belgian).

Well now you know what I am up too. Thanks for caring.

Jeff