Who's the puppet and who's the master?

Kim Jong Il just ain't too smart. He has decided to blow up an atomic bomb just as two major events were about to happen, that would drastically affect his regime. First a Korean, Ban Ki Moon, was just about to be chosen to be the Secretary General of the United Nations. So now North Korea has to worry about the South Korean's controlling the opinion of the whole world. So his timing there couldn't have been any worse.

Then to make matters worse, he goes and gets nuclear just as his allies in the United States, the Democratic Party, is about to get itself elected to both houses of the Congresses. His nuclear dreams might have affected their poll numbers, and dashed the hopes of "ex"-Communist George Soros in longterm plan for world domination. He and his boss, "ex"-KGB agent, Vladmir Putin, must be really kicking themselves right now. Of course, Uncle Joe Stalin probably felt the same way in 1950 when Kim's father went and started the Korean War. Then, though, Americans had a Democratic which had just finally freed itselves of their Communist masters and were under the secure tutelage of Harry S. Truman (or "the man" as I like to say. Now, we have a whole lot more to worry about. Of course, the Reds might still win after all.

So Kim Jong Il sure has a lot to think about before he goes out and does something stupid again.